The following are facebook status's I've been collecting for your viewing pleasure. I rarely update my status on there because I don't want people to know my business and I don't want to sound like an idiot. The bold entries are the statuses I found. (Well some are bold. I don't have time to mess around with the formatting all day.) The rest is my commentary. If you all like this I might start doing it regularly. Enjoy!-- does not know how to make pancakes without an oven
That's odd because I don't know how to make pancakes in the oven.
Two whole days without my baby, this sucks
Cry me an f'ing river. 2 days? She's talking about her boyfriend here. This is also the same girl that posted a status once about not being able to breathe without him. That sounds unhealthy to me.
-- some peep just except any1 on here to b there friend. if i dont know ya, im not exsepting a freind request from u!Some people can't spell worth a crap either.
This one made me laugh.
-- Ok ok my new favorite activity is goin 2 walmart dressed as a lion and hiding n a cupboard and jumpin out when people walk by yelln welcome to narnia
That's just odd.
-- is sleeping until 10 am. please don't try to contact me before then =]To me, this sounds like she's getting woke up before 10 for sure. Ever heard of turning your phone off or turn it to alarm only.
I wish I knew where she worked so I could never go there again.
-- That's my boys!! 89 yd punt return by Hester!!!
-- Damn...a tough loss at home 23-20... We'll get em next time boys!!Don't care.
-- Well the cowboys failed to win again ... I'm starting to feel like a cubs fan! :-(That sounds pretty bad but I still don't care about fooseball.
This is all in the same week......
IT'S HUSBANDS WEEK ~If you have a husband who is your best friend, who works
hard to provide for your family, who has been there through thick & thin, who has been a blessing in your life and to whom you are PROUD to be married to, copy & paste this in your status with your wedding date.......
-- A Son will hold your hand for only a little while, but will hold your-- This is I LOVE MY SISTER week. If you have a sister who has made you laugh, wiped your tears, hugged you tight, watched you succeed, saw you fail, cheered you on and kept you strong, copy and paste this into your status. Sisters are a promise that we will have a friend forever!
heart for a lifetime. It's "SON WEEK"--If you have a son or sons who
makes your life worth living and you are proud of him copy and paste
this to your status. ♥
-- Today is National Vayda Monkey Day. If you have a Vayda Monkey, or know someone who does, copy and repost this.
So it can be husband, brother, sister, son's week all in the same week? I do kind of like the Vayda Monkey one.
Hope you are all having a great week!