Since I'm horrible at keeping New Year's resolutions, this year I'm going to go about it backwards.
My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Gain another 20-30 pounds.
2. Cook more frozen pizzas.
3. Bitch and moan more.
4. Become even more antisocial.
5. Start smoking for good this time.
6. Eat more carbs.
7. Be a worse wife, friend, sister, daughter.
8. Work on losing my 4.0.
9. Stop tuning things out and start letting things bother me.
10. Spend more money on stuff I don't need.
Happy New Year's!
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11 comments:
I like the way you think! Keep these goals and you'll feel pretty proud of yourself at the end of the year! ;)
haha i like #2
Genius!
This is hilarious! I like your attitude!
Here, here! What a great idea! This is much easier!
This is my kinda list- I've already got #1 and #10 down!
Love it!
Ha! Love it!
I think number 6 was one of my real resolutions. Haha!
Haha what a great idea....instead of blowing off resolutions altogether like I do...make un-resolutions!
Haha...lol..I love these un-resolutions!!
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