My un-resolutions

Since I'm horrible at keeping New Year's resolutions, this year I'm going to go about it backwards.

My New Year's Resolutions:

1. Gain another 20-30 pounds.
2. Cook more frozen pizzas.
3. Bitch and moan more.
4. Become even more antisocial.
5. Start smoking for good this time.
6. Eat more carbs.
7. Be a worse wife, friend, sister, daughter.
8. Work on losing my 4.0.
9. Stop tuning things out and start letting things bother me.
10. Spend more money on stuff I don't need.

Happy New Year's!


Christina said...

I like the way you think! Keep these goals and you'll feel pretty proud of yourself at the end of the year! ;)

Katie said...

haha i like #2

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Jessica said...

This is hilarious! I like your attitude!

Los said...

Here, here! What a great idea! This is much easier!

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

This is my kinda list- I've already got #1 and #10 down!

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Love it!

Dawn said...

Ha! Love it!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I think number 6 was one of my real resolutions. Haha!

Anonymous said...

Haha what a great idea....instead of blowing off resolutions altogether like I do...make un-resolutions!

Bridget said...

Haha...lol..I love these un-resolutions!!