Since I'm horrible at keeping New Year's resolutions, this year I'm going to go about it backwards.
My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Gain another 20-30 pounds.
2. Cook more frozen pizzas.
3. Bitch and moan more.
4. Become even more antisocial.
5. Start smoking for good this time.
6. Eat more carbs.
7. Be a worse wife, friend, sister, daughter.
8. Work on losing my 4.0.
9. Stop tuning things out and start letting things bother me.
10. Spend more money on stuff I don't need.
Happy New Year's!