Facebook Funnies

It's once again time for "Facebook Funnies." Post all the weird, unusual, creepy, or funny statuses that make you go hmmmm! and then link back to here. Just don't use anyone's name, address, school, ect.

Feel free to grab the button:

Here we go,

Havingt a baby on saterday.

Okay, if you can't even spell Saturday, do you really need to be having a baby?

Looking for a decent rope to hang in a tree to attachto a tire, message me if anyone has one.

I found this one on the garage sale page for the county I live in.  Really?  Can't you just go to the garm store and buy one?

I saw a fox carrying a squirrel across the yard today.

Interesting, I suppose.

"Ain't no burger on taht kids menu big enough for Jethro."  Love my job.

This one is from a girl I used to work with at my shit job.  The funny part is that I totally believe that this happened.

bipolar facebookers-"i'm sooo happy!!! lovin life!" -1 hour later- "GOD! SO sick of being lied to!!"- 1 hour later- "it's a beautiful day!"-2hrs later- "if ppl have somethin to say, then say it to my face!!"- next day- "a little lunch then off to see good friends!!!" - 3 hrs later-" UGH!! just sick of it all!!" - 1 hr later-"can't quit smiling and lovin it!- 13 minutes later-"CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!"-etc. etc. etc
Oh yes, gotta love the bipolar facebookers.
FYI... If you "aren't going no where" you are going somewhere!!
I may not be the world's smartest person when it comes to grammar, but the double negatives even drive me nuts.
This Bachelorette shit ass show is on for 2 freaking hours.  God help me from punching the TV.
... from my loving husband.
I feel like I know way too much about peopel I hardly know because of facebook.
You and me both.

Feel free to link up and share, the more the merrier!


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MrsMcDancer said...

Lol these always make me laugh, esp the comment about the Bachelorette ;-) I'll be linking up later today!

Frugalista said...

So funny! FB is something else. I've stopped posting myself for about the last month or so but I do get a kick out of reading what's going on with everyone else.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Oh I love the bipolar people! that's when I wish there was a dislike button! Agree on the Saturday one!