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Havingt a baby on saterday.
Okay, if you can't even spell Saturday, do you really need to be having a baby?
Looking for a decent rope to hang in a tree to attachto a tire, message me if anyone has one.
I found this one on the garage sale page for the county I live in. Really? Can't you just go to the garm store and buy one?
I saw a fox carrying a squirrel across the yard today.
Interesting, I suppose.
"Ain't no burger on taht kids menu big enough for Jethro." Love my job.
This one is from a girl I used to work with at my shit job. The funny part is that I totally believe that this happened.
bipolar facebookers-"i'm sooo happy!!! lovin life!" -1 hour later- "GOD! SO sick of being lied to!!"- 1 hour later- "it's a beautiful day!"-2hrs later- "if ppl have somethin to say, then say it to my face!!"- next day- "a little lunch then off to see good friends!!!" - 3 hrs later-" UGH!! just sick of it all!!" - 1 hr later-"can't quit smiling and lovin it!- 13 minutes later-"CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!"-etc. etc. etc
Oh yes, gotta love the bipolar facebookers.
FYI... If you "aren't going no where" you are going somewhere!!
I may not be the world's smartest person when it comes to grammar, but the double negatives even drive me nuts.
This Bachelorette shit ass show is on for 2 freaking hours. God help me from punching the TV.
... from my loving husband.
I feel like I know way too much about peopel I hardly know because of facebook.
You and me both.
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