Facebook Funnies

It's once again time for "Facebook Funnies." Post all the weird, unusual, creepy, or funny statuses that make you go hmmmm! and then link back to here. Just don't use anyone's name, address, school, ect.

Feel free to grab the button.

Here we go...

I FINALLY found a machine at the gym I like... the vending machine!

Well that more or less defeats the purpose of going to the gym.

good grief charlie brown! I leave early for school and I'm gonna be earlier for school than normal and then...chooo choooooo! Fiddlesticks!

I'm not sure why but I found this one hilarious.

time is never waisted when your wasted all the time :)

Maybe if you weren't wasted all the time, you could actually spell wasted. I can't remember who this was but, lord help us all if they have kids.

Skunk mating season starts in February. I HAD to google this. There are so many dead skunks on the road and I needed to know why. FYI mating season for skunk yearlings starts in March. Be on the lookout for dead baby skunks next month. Just thought you'd like to know.

This would explain all the dead skunks and foul smells lately.

Dear lady in front of me with the six screaming kids under the age of 9: You see that box of condoms that mysteriously appeared in your cart? You are welcome.

I hope this is a true story.

[Her dog] learned how to "shake" and "high-five" by watching another dog do it. Do you think if he stares at me long enough while I fold laundry that he'll start helping me out??

Wouldn't that be great! I'd have my pups cleaning the kitchen floor in addition to folding the laundry.

Don't forget if you link up today you will receive 2 extra entries in my giveaway. The giveaway ends at 4 pm central time tomorrow so make sure you link up before then.


blueviolet said...

Those are so great! I love that box of condoms one!

shortmama said...

The vending machine would definitely be my fave at the gym too!

MiMi said...

I love vending machines too. And I seriously hope the condoms one is true too!
And also, the skunk thing! That makes total sense cuz I've been seeing and smelling dead skunks everywhere! My mom loves the smell of skunk spray. True story.

McDancer said...

Oh man, if my dog could learn from watching me, my life would be made!

Los said...

Skunk mating season ... I learned something new today!

Kayla Sue said...

Oh my gosh, these are funny! I love the vending machine and condoms ones :) I would love to link up, but I think too many of my facebook friends read my blog :/